Why Do You Always Have A Headache?

...he asked.

Surprisingly, it isn't because of the way he teaches fractions (though that does make me want to smack his head against something very hard).

No, my headache is caused by spending days on end, trying to translate gibberish such as:

The software aids in the assessment of human brain scans enabling automated analysis through quantification of mean pixel values located within standard regions of interest facilitating comparison with existing scans derived from FDG-PET and SPECT studies.

Ugh!

[Aside to Mr. Technical Writer: Did you really think those fancy words would hide the fact that you don't understand how the machine works?]

Breathe in...breathe out...

After a few weekends of outdoor fun, this will be a working one. The boys will no doubt be thrilled to be left alone with their electronic loves, while Mike and I try to make headway in the piles of work screaming for attention.

If the weather gods are amenable (read: stop the snow already!), we may find time for a brisk walk, but other than that, I will be a slave to my computer.

I trust everyone else has much more exciting weekend plans, and look forward to reading all about them.

Happy Weekend!